Reginald Primrose


Hippie love child, punk teenager, pre mid-life crisis victim

I shall the effect of this good lesson keep, As watchman to my heart. But, good my brother, Do not, as some ungracious pastors do, Show me the steep and thorny way to heaven; Whiles, like a puff'd and reckless libertine, Himself the primrose path of dalliance treads, And recks not his own rede.

Sunday, January 30, 2005

The Great Fredini & Julie Atlas Muz



Fred Kahl, A.K.A. The Great Fredini, is the Host and Creator of "This or That!". Drawing on his extensive experience as MC, sword swallower, and magician, improvisation wizard Fredini works his magic on audience members enticing them to leave their inhibitions behind while having the time of their life!
-New York Burlesque Festival 2004


The Great Fredini of America's Favorite Burlesque Gameshow - This or That! Like strip poker without the cards, This or That! brings adult entertainment to television in a way everyone will love! Polyester-clad host Fred Kahl calls out Now That’s Entertainment to encourage and congratulate contestants for taking off their clothes, getting into a giant balloon or naming that smell. Bootylicious co-host Julie Atlas Muz calls the shots as contestants vie for cash, prizes, or the chance to be spanked. The fun and humiliation climax when the "winning" contestant chooses one of two curtains: "This" or "That", out of which emerges either a classic burlesque hottie or an act that stinks so bad it’s brilliant.

A variety of hot and hilarious acts fill the bill: the curvaceous This or That Girls, the well endowed Wonderful Woman, a borsht belt Ukulele player and a mad Russian sorceress. Contestants act out their fantasies without actually having to run away from home to join the burlesque show. Home viewers and the live studio audience cheer on contestants as they meet the show's challenges answering trivia questions, stuffing marshmallows in their mouth, and guessing the weight of Wonderful Woman's rack. Now That's Entertainment!

Fred Kahl, A.K.A. The Great Fredini, is the Host and Creator of “America's Favorite Burlesque Gameshow- This or That!”. Drawing on his extensive experience as MC, sword swallower, and magician, improvisation wizard Fredini works his magic on audience members enticing them to leave their inhibitions behind while having the time of their life!

Julie Atlas Muz is the outrageous and sexy co-host of This or That! Guiding the contestants with a firm but loving touch, Julie administers her directives with a paddle or a kiss, as necessary! Julie Atlas Muz is herself a star of the burlesque stage, and a featured artist in the 2004 Whitney Biennial.
-New York Burlesque Festival 2004

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Thursday, January 27, 2005

The Swedish Housewife



Seattle
Pa-Ooh-La and Ginger!The Swedish Housewife has many faces - one knockout body and kooky brain housing a host of personalities, including the Pa-Ooh-La and her alter ego Ginger!, "the toast of Paris." Both of these lascivious ladies perform neoclassical-style burlesque with; sight gags, humor, elaborate costumes, over-the-top props… they even sing! In key! Pa-Ooh-La's current showstopper, the inflammatory "Bells and Whistles," is every fireman's dream… and nightmare.

"The Swedish Housewife delivers exactly what her name conjures up in one's mind: A blonde extravaganza of sexy entertainment, straight-out-of-the-oven, hot and delicious! This girl is so talented you could watch her with your eyes closed. Yep, she sings but you'll be watching every move she makes… and then some. Trust me." - The World Famous *BOB*

Bicoastal bombshell The Swedish Housewife has been performing in burlesque and cabaret for over 20 years. She was one of John Sex's original burly girls, The Bodacious Ta-Ta's; portrayed Illusia in Joey Aria's epic rock soap opera, Mermaids on Heroin; and, starting in 1982, was the first girl-as-boy-as-girl go-go dancer at the Pyramid Club. A (grateful) survivor of the East Village '80s, she has gone on to produce, promote, and perform her own shows, and has been a featured guest entertainer around the globe, including appearances in Canada and Japan. She is the ringleader of the semi-annual revue, This IS Burlesque, which pairs some of Seattle's finest ecdysiasts with out-of-town headliners (The World Famous *BoB*, NYC's finest burlesque DJ Scott Ewalt), as well as her monthly cavalcade of stars, The Hubba Hubba Club. Now, like the proverbial phoenix, she returns, reborn in yet another incarnation, to set New York alight again.
-New York Burlesque Festival 2004

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Tuesday, January 25, 2005

Little Brooklyn




NYC
Sweet as an egg cream, thrilling as the Cyclone, and built like the Brooklyn Bridge, Little Brooklyn is a mover and shaker in New York's burlesque scene. She performs weekly at Starshine Burlesque show at Rififi which she also helps coordinate. She has performed at New York venues such as the Slipper Room, Low, the Cutting Room, Meow Mix, Sideshow by the Sea Shore at Coney Island, Lillie's Bar, and the First Annual New York Burlesque Festival. Her acts mix classic tease with a slapstick sense of humor that really puts the "Gee-whiz!" back in G-string! Little Brooklyn: a Coney Island RedHot!
-New York Burlesque Festival 2004

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Friday, January 21, 2005

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Tuesday, January 18, 2005

Roky Roulette

San Francisco

THE DEVASTATING ROKY ROULETTE Bouncing in from The Barbary Coast with gold in his pants, bread in his pockets, and flowers in his pipe, this Lovable Leaping Lad's unique and uplifting antics are guaranteed to delight and amaze.Mr. Roulette, "the Iggy Hop of contemporary burlesque", as he is sometimes called, is the World's Only Pogostriptease Artist. This catapulting cat aims to tease and please and does not miss. Try to track the trajectory of his tail as he unleashes his phenomenal stickhandling skills and chiseled male physique in bouncing blur of wild and sexy abandon.The proclaimed Prince of Pogo, Baron of Bounce, and King of Spring performs regularly with San Francisco's Famous Burlesque Revue and Orchestra featuring the oh so lovely and scintillating darlings of burlesque, The Lollies, the vixen with the voice that will make you purr, Ms. Susanne Ramsey aka Kitten On The Keys, San Francisco's favorite emcee, Mad V. Dog, and a rotating cast of fabulous guest performers.With his spring set on stun, this award-winning airborne Adonis is extremely honored to be a part of The New York Burlesque Festival 2004.A veritable whirling dervish of muscles and mayhem, the Kangaroo Kid is often compared to a well-known deodorant… "Strong enough for a man, yet made for a woman…." The Devastating Roky Roulette is available for all kinds of events and functions and may be contacted at www.rokyroulette.com or rokyroulette@sbcglobal.net.
2004

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Monday, January 17, 2005

Phat Man Dee

NYC


www.phatmandee.com

2004

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Friday, January 14, 2005

Club puts new bloom on old va-va-va-voom


LOS ANGELES — Celebrities are flocking to nightclub Forty Deuce for a risque burlesque show that has become the talk of the town.

Big stars such as Brad Pitt, Hugh Grant, Sandra Bullock, Lara Flynn Boyle, George Clooney, Tobey Maguire, Leonardo DiCaprio, Mick Jagger and Colin Farrell have hit the club since it opened last summer. (Related item:Risque burlesque takes off everywhere)

Mulholland Drive co-star Laura Elena Harring is a fan.

"Demi Moore has all of her girlfriends there," Harring says. " Nicole Kidman does little parties there. I've done a little party there. I highly recommend it. It's so much fun."

Twice a night, two dancers perform to a live three-piece combo that plays old-school stripper music. Using the bar as their stage, the women strut their stuff, admirably avoiding martini glasses in their fishnet stockings and silver high heels while removing gloves and fedoras and teasing the crowd with their boas. Eventually they strip down to flesh-colored bras with sequins and bikini underpants. It's a striptease that's mostly tease.

"Forty Deuce gets me so excited," Harring says. "There's so much energy. When I see those girls dancing, my cells are jumping so high that I can't sit down. It got to a point one night that I had to leave and go dance salsa. I had to dance or I was going to die."

Former NFL star Warren Moon is a regular and enjoys taking out-of-town guests. He also loves the energy and has seen how people react when the show ends and the music begins.

"I've seen girls get up on stage and go crazy," he says. "It's a different vibe from what you get at every other bar and club."

That was always nightclub owner Ivan Kane's goal.

"L.A. nightlife for a long time was kind of a yawn," says Kane, who also owns Deep, another Hollywood hot spot. "It was defined by posturing, posing, pretense, table-hopping and seeing and being seen. It needed something more."

Several years ago he opened Kane, which had a funky, soul vibe. Last summer he changed Kane to Forty Deuce, coming up with the name from his days as a kid in New York when he would skip school and head to Times Square to check out burlesque shows.

If you're trying to get into Forty Deuce, it helps to know Kane, a former jazz dancer on and off Broadway. Capacity is a scant 65. There's no VIP section. The dark room is filled with industry types. Women make up 65% of the crowd.

"I wanted it to be sexy and sensual but at the same time fun and accessible to women and men," Kane says. "Basically, I want everybody to leave the club, go home and just make love."


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Thursday, January 13, 2005

Ursula 1000




DJ that appeared at the 2004 New York Burlesque Festival

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Sunday, January 09, 2005

The World Famous Pontani Sisters

Photo by Matthew Girard


website: PontaniSisters.com

Angie, Tara and Helen Pontani are three showbiz siblings who began training for a show business career at an early age. Raised on a steady diet of MGM Technicolor Musicals, Vintage Vegas chic and dancing school, they grew up with a natural fondness for dance and all things glamorous. They first began performing professionally as a trio in 1998, where they delighted crowds with their towering fruit headdresses and in-sync high kicks.

Their impeccable choreography and stitch-perfect costumes have garnered them international media attention as well as A list bookings including a run at Las Vegas’s Venetian and headlining appearances at the largest Burlesque events in the world, including Tease-O-Rama and The New York Burlesque Festival. They have successfully completed nine national tours, been featured on the Conan O’Brien show 5 times, headlined the Crooked Mirror Cabaret as part of the Edinburgh Fringe Festival and have done private events for such clients as Fox, Arista Records, The Guggenheim Museum, Target and dozens more. They have shared the bill with some of the most recognizable names in show business, from rock stars Bon Jovi and Blondie to Broadway legends like BeBe Neuwirth and Julie Andrews.

In addition to live performance, the World Famous Pontani Sisters have released 2 DVDs, Go-Go Robics I & II. The kitschy Burlesque-inspired workout videos have become cult classics among fitness fanatics, retro enthusiasts and couch potatoes alike. The sisters are also the subjects of Showy and 5’2”, a documentary chronicling their rise to success, which made its debut at the 2004 Cannes Film Festival.
-New York Burlesque Festival 2005


Angie, Tara & Helen Pontani are three sisters whose high kicks, smiles and sassy attitudes have taken the world by storm! From the stages of Vegas to the shores of Coney Island, the Pontanis have travelled the nation spreading their glamour gospel and bringing classic Burlesque back to the best venues around the world!

The Sisters' well received by the worldwide media, have garnered rave reviews and appeared in countless publications, including The New York Times, Glamour, The New Yorker, The Chicago Sun Times, USA Today, L'Uomo Vogue, TIME, Backstage & Newsweek. The Las Vegas Mercury hails, "Indescribably sexy burlesque!" Show Business Weekly named the Pontani Sisters the "Best NY Based Dance Company" for their "precision choreography, outrageous costumes, sensational shows and serious approach to serious entertainment."

The Sisters have been featured guests on Late Night with Conan O'Brien several times, the Caroline Rhea show, Good Day New York, Fox 5's "The Pulse", The WB11 Morning Show and more. They danced in Times Square for Drugstore.com. They also performed at Super Bowl 2003 for Fox 5 and have entertained at private events for mega corporations such as Target, Arista Records, Bloomberg, Drugstore.com as well as, JANE Magazine, The Guggenheim Museum, Las Vegas' Venetian and so on.

The Pontani Sisters have completed eight national tours headlining and packing houses at premiere venues and festivals across the country. "The grand dames of the burlesque movement." The Boston Pheonix, Nina Woldorf 2003. "Cornerstones of the burlesque revolution, a must see!" The Chicago Sun, David Hoekstra, 2003.

Ever the entrepreneurs, in 2002, The World Famous Pontani Sisters released "Go Go Robics", this 45 minute long Go Go, Burlesque instructional work out video that is truly an anomoli! Go Go Robics has been featured on Fox 5's The Pulse, The San Francisco Examiner, Entertainment Weekly and BUST. This saucy and sexy dance video continues to be a top seller on amazon.com and in record stores everywhere!

In addition to live performance, The World Famous Pontani Sisters have produced over 45 burelsque events nation wide!
-New York Burlesque Festival 2004


Helen, Tara and Angie Pontani are a trio of choreographed cuties who have taken their own brand of Burlesque around the world! The Sisters have been featured performers at top venues across the nation, from The Venetian Hotel in Las Vegas to the Super Bowl in San Diego. Their heavy touring schedule has helped bring Burlesque to a national level!

The Richmond News heralds the Pontanis as "leaders of the Burlesque phenomenon." The Boston Pheonix exclaims that they are "grand dames of the Burlesque Movement."

They have been featured guests on several television programs like Conan O'Brien, Caroline Rhea, Fox 5's The Pulse and more. The Sisters have been photographed and featured in countless magazines and books and have recently released an instructional dance video "Go Go Robics" where you can learn to dance like a Pontani Sister!

The girls are known for their opulent, over the top costumes and flawless foot sync, as well as their Busby Berkely inspired choreography! With a repertoire of over 35 routines, each Pontani Sister performance is uniquely different than the last!
-New York Burlesque Festival 2003

"These glamorous Italian Stallions live up to the "World Famous" part of their name!"
-The Village Voice, Tricia Romano, March 5, 2003

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Thursday, January 06, 2005

DJ Meat Mistress & DJ Jack Fetterman

NYC

DJ Meat Mistress
Currently resident DJ for NYC’s weekly burlesque sensation, Starshine, DJ Meat Mistress (aka Anita Serwacki) got her start guest-spinning at In Hi-Fi at Bar d'O, eventually partnering with In Hi-Fi co-founder Jack Fetterman for the follow-up party, Soundtracks for Drinking, and as the DJ team for the launch of Bombshell! Burlesque.
Anita was an editorial contributor and guest DJ on Luxuriamusic.com and has exposed her groovy music of yesteryear to audiences throughout NYC and Los Angeles, and in a bar in Kansas City, the name of which she can no longer recall. Other notable details about Anita: she was music supervisor for the Robert Evans documentary "The Kid Stays In the Picture," she has been photographed with Charles Nelson Reilly, she once learned to play “Whole Lotta Love” on the clarinet, Bob Odenkirk recently bought her a snow globe in Utah. DJ Jack Fetterman
NYC
Jack Fetterman created In Hi-Fi (www.inhi-fi.com) at Bar d'O with Scott Springer in 1996, the quintessential lounge party in New York City and hang-out for the neo-easy listening cognoscenti. Other gigs include P.S. 2 Warm Up DJs, Don Hill's, The Kahiki Tiki Restaurant, The Fez, Luxuriamusic.com, Bombshell! Burlesque, "The Party" at Rififi, and Starshine Burlesque.
Jack is currently producing his own music and has tracks appearing on the upcoming Don Tiki and Juan Garcia Esquivel remix albums as well as "Two Zombies Later" and "Interplanetary Materials" on the Comfortstand label (www.comfortstand.com). His favorite cocktail is a dry Beefeater martini straight up with olives but is known to drink mai tais when the weather turns tropical.
2004

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Wednesday, January 05, 2005

LEX GREY

NYC

Lex Grey is a fixture in the New York music scene. Her rock band, The Urban Pioneers, just released their third CD and are a featured act at East Coast blues festivals, where they drive unsuspecting audiences wild with delight. In addition to opening for Dave Mason, Clarence "Gate Mouth" Brown, Rick Danko and the Radiators, they headline regularly at dozens of New York area venues. Lex recently collaborated with slide guitar legend Kerry Kearney in a series of sold-out shows where they presented and invented an untraditional take on traditional blues, entitled "The Lex Grey/Kerry Kearney Experiment." Lex's life does not end with rock and roll . . . . She is an interpreter extraordinaire of jazz and American standards, "the true roots of rock," sez Lex. Her presence also extends to the burlesque stage in the "Va Va Voom Room," where she awes the audience with her four-octave voice and her three dollar "schtick." Inspired by the burlesque revival, she wrote the show a theme song appropriately entitled "Va Va Voom." When Lex landed in Amsterdam to rehearse for her leading role in the European revival of the musical "Hair," she promptly befriended the area's best musicians and launched a tour of Italy, Germany and Holland with a totally original and impromptu R&B band. She also had the honor of being a guest vocalist for "Illuminati," a 30-piece orchestra covering classic rock and songs of the Grateful Dead.
2004

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Tuesday, January 04, 2005

Kicky La Rue



Peering from behind the flap of the circus tent, little Kicky of Nashville watched as her mother swung from the flying trapeze and said to herself, "I can do that!" Kicky's girlhood was split between traveling the world with her mother's troupe, Cirque Stiletto, and helping out at her Creole Daddy's garage, becoming equally adept at applying rhinestones to costumes and changing sparkplugs.

Blessed with a glamour-queen smile, endless gams, and boundless energy, the lithe and limber Miss La Rue demonstrates a grasp of torque and velocity that would make both parents proud. A performance by this rising star of the burlesque stage is an event not to be missed! In her spare time, Miss La Rue enjoys reading important books, taking bubble baths, and playing with her French poodle.
-New York Burlesque Festival 2004

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Monday, January 03, 2005

Miss Kitten On the Keys




San Francisco
Miss Kitten On the Keys is a deliriously decadent comedy cabaret chanteuse who puts the sin in syncopation with her kinky frolicsome romps on piano, ukulele, and accordion. Kitten is delighted to return to NY for her third appearance in The NYBF! Last year she won a Golden Pastie Award for being the biggest TEASE!

Her mischievous melodies can be heard on three self produced CD's on her own rug burn label. Her ruffled drawers have been seen in many publications and her ribald romps have taken her to FRANCE and beyond on more than one occasion! Tickle her ivories at: www.kittymusic.com

Photos by Dale Rio

-New York Burlesque Festival 2005

Hot Socks! San Francisco's frisky feline Kitten On the Keys will stir your nethers and tickle your funny bone with her naughty musical monkeyshines! A sassy pianist and chanteuse, she serves up a saucy smorgasbord of Tin Pan Alley Flapperette Faves, Punky Cabaret Originals, Oomphalicious Blues and much much more! Her brand spankin' new CD "(It's Not A) Pretty Princess Day", is the third CD available on her own Rug Burn label. Kitten recently won a San Francisco Musical WAMMIE Award for best musical artist in the new genre/beyond category. Kitten On the Keys is double trouble, when not showing off her ruffley panties, her wacky antics entertains audiences as a Musical MC. She toured North America with Burlesquefest 2003, was honored to MC Teaseorama in Hollywood, Teaseorama or BUST in San Francisco, and kicked butt in France at the IDEAL Festival in Nantes. She is often seen in lavish Burlesque Revues with The Lollies and San Francisco's Famous Burlesque Orchestra! For more Kittentainment please visit: www.suzanneramsey.net

-New York Burlesque Festival 2004

Kitten On the Keys, pianist and singer from San Francisco, is an aural assault of sugar and spice and everything naughty! She serves up a saucy smorgasbord of Tin Pan Alley treasures and punky cabaret originals on her two self produced CD's. Her flirty rendition of Shirley Temple's, Good Ship Lollipop, will have you doubled over with boisterous bellyachin'!
Expect a racy ragtime romp when Kitten's around! Back in San Francisco she works with can can cuties the Cantankerous Lollies and SF Famous Burlesque Revue. For more information- Kitten On the Keys!
-New York Burlesque Festival 2003


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Saturday, January 01, 2005

Miss Immodesty Blaize



The Legendary Immodesty Blaize is 'one of Britain's foremost Burlesque performers' writes British national broadsheet The Observer. In fact she is widely credited for bringing British burlesque out from the underground with 'the best display of nipple tassling striptease you are ever likely to witness.' Reigning headlining star of London's famed Whoopee Club, the foxily voluptuous Immodesty Blaize has also brought her glittering performances to a vast selec tion of choice events.

From London Fashion Week to the Kerrang Awards, Channel 4 to MTV, magazine launches to pop promos, 5000 seater stadiums to exclusive vintage peepshow…even the Erotic Oscars, for which Blaize won the award for Best Female Performer 2003. Her intoxicating shows even inspired Britain's answer to Dale de Groff - the celebrated Dick Bradsell - to create the Immodesty Blaize cocktail in her honour. A well-known commentator on the burlesque scene, Immodesty Blaize has made numerous appearances on radio and television in Europe. Contact Miss Blaize on Immodestyblaize.com
- New York Burlesque Festival 2004

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