Wednesday, November 02, 2005

Happy Birthday Regi!

Regi, you pathetic loser! I guess everyone ignored your birthday again. Sister spent the day on the operating table and then killed her comatose brother-inlaw the next day. Parents went on a wild trip to the casino. Wife slept through it then forgot all about it because the baby factory had a another baby on the third. All Regi got was a birthday greeting from himself and silk pajamas. What he wanted was a velvet jacket and the opportunity to tell Lenny Bruce jokes at a burlesque show. Maybe next year.
Posted by ME :: 9:51 PM :: (full post) 0 comments

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